In retrospect, I should have known that Twitter was the optimal place to troll for Eatsdroppings. Every submission in today's roundup was either posted on Twitter or sent to me by a fellow Twitterer. You can still send me your items at eatsdropper-at-seantimberlake-dot-com, or tweet them yourself. Just make sure I'm following you, ok?
Guy with big slab of bacon, into cell:
"No, I'm at Walmart. I'm not lying to you. I'm getting bacon. Come on baby, don't be like that."
Karina: "Um, probiotics yogurt starter?"
Snotty boy staffer: (Sniffs in disdain and annoyance) "We don't have anything like that!"
- Eatsdropped by Karina at Whole Foods
Woman, early 40s, speaking to another woman:
"It's that time of year when I buy a rosemary plant just so I can kill it."
- Eatsdropped by Lisa at the farmers market
Oakland Hills MILF, after being given the lambic by her preciously gay attorney colleague:
"Oooh, this lambic tastes like a beer wine cooler."
- Eatsdropped by Fatemeh at The Trappist
Woman #1: "What do you want for lunch? We could do dim sum."
Woman #2: "What's dim sum?"
Woman #1: "Oh, it's tapas."
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